ESTRENO: Dance (A$$)

HOLAAAAAAAAAA!!! ^^

AL FIN ha llegado el día de entregar este trabajo que me ha tenido tan suuuuumamente amargado.

Al final no es que me haya quedado muy allá porque no lo he hecho entero pero bueno, a entregarlo que voy! ^^

Ahora lo que tengo es un sueño que te mueres -.-

Voy a pasar ya con la canción de hoy que tengo que preparar la maldita entrega así que:

DANCE (A$$) DE BIG SEAN & NICKI MINAJ!!!

Canción rara donde las haya esta que nos ha traído Big Sean.

Cuando leáis el título del tema ya sabréis por donde van los tiros y es que, sí, el video va de culos! XDDDD

Básicamente el rapero lo que viene a decir es que no le gustan las chicas anoréxicas, sino aquellas con curvas y con una buena retaguardia, y para ello... de quién puede acompañarse???

DE NUESTRA CULONA FAVORITA! NICKI MINAJ!!!

Yo lo siento mucho por Sean, pero es que Nicki es la absoluta protagonista del video. Con sus movimientos, sus caras y, sobre todo, el IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII XDDDD

Por cierto, el tema tiene un sampler del éxito de MC Hammer: U Can't Touch This (claaaaaaaaaro!!! ahora entiendo lo que dice un rato antes de lo del "motherf*cker Hammer time" O.O).

Y nada más, voy a acabar ahí que ya os lo he dicho: tengo prisa! ^^

Mañana retransmitiré de nuevo desde mi Chipiona. Este finde pienso dormir como nunca! XDDD

Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass

Stop!

Now make that motherf*cker "Hammer time" like...

Wobble-dy wobble-dy wa wobble wobble
I'm st-stacking my paper my wallet look like a bible
I got girlies half naked that shit look like the grotto
How your waist anorexic and then your a$$ is colossal
Drop that ass make it boomerang
Take my belt off b*tch I'm Pootie Tang
Tippy tow tippy tay you gonna get a tip today
F*ck that you gonna get some d*ck today
I walk in with my crew and I'm breaking they necks
I'm looking all good I'm making her wet
They pay me respect they pay me in checks
And if she look good she pay me in sex
Bounce that ass (ass) it's the roundest
You the best you deserve a crown b*tch
Right on that

Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass

Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass

Stop!

Now make that motherf*cker hammer time like...

Go stupid, go stupid, go stupid

Wobbledy wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin'
Ass so fat, all these bitches' p-ssies is throbbin'
Bad bitches, I'm your leader, Phantom by the meter
Somebody point me to the best ass-eater
Tell 'im "P-ssy clean!" I tell them "P-ssy squeaky!"
Niggas give me brain 'cause all of them niggas geeky
If he got a mandingo, then I buy him a dashiki
And bust this p-ssy open in the islands of Waikikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

Kiss my ass and my anus, 'cause it's finally famous
And it's finally soft, yeah, it's finally solved!
I don't know, man, guess them ass shots were off!
Bitches ain't poppin', Google, my ass
Only time you on the net is when you Google my ass
Y-y-you f-ckin' little whores, fu-f-ckin' up my decors
Couldn't get Michael Kors if you was f-ckin' Michael Kors
B-B-Big Sean, b-boy, how big is you?
Gimme all yo' money and gimme all yo' residuals
Then slap it on my ass-ass-ass

Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass

Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass

Stop!

Now make that motherf*cker hammer time like...

Go stupid, go stupid, go stupid

Woah, white girls, black girls, tall girls, fat girls
shake that ass shake that ass, shake that ass
Shake that ass, shake that Ass, shake that ass
Go! Go!

Short girls, small girls, skinny girls, all girls
shake that ass shake that ass, shake that ass
Shake that ass, shake that Ass, shake that ass

And I want all of that

Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass

Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass
Ass-ass-ass-ass-ass

Stop!

Now make that motherf*cker hammer time like...

Go stupid, go stupid, go stupid

Go stupid!